Art Baselisk Redux

 

Marketplace in the time of war

Jack told me I was born on the wrong side of the pool

He’s been a hustler forever and will die a jaded queen

All tomorrow’s parties: cum buckets in half-an-hour

Can you hear me now?

Viriless blackberries and relentless networks

Young art stars with huge trust funds and street credibility

The coolest of the cool the hottest of the hot

It’s easy to spot them at the right penthouse party

At the right pool of the right hotel

The hippest of the hip the sickest of the sick

There’s a short path from a homo punkboy to a label whore

From a starving artist to a starfucking hole

The deepest of the deep the highest of the high

How many art fags can you fit into one stretched Hummer?

How many asses can you kiss in one night?

Can you hear me now?

No you can’t and you won’t

Deaf cunt camp


2008, New York City