I had a dream that i was back in russia and they decided to cut off my legs

 

I had a dream that i was back in russia and they decided to cut off my legs

i looked down and the entire lower part of my body was missing – my legs my balls and such

fuck – i thought to myself – who will fucking need me now without legs and balls and such

i woke up with a nasty headache which ruined my whole day

in the evening rubin called from florida and told me that he had the weirdest dream that he was back in russia and they decided to cut off his legs he looked down and the entire lower part of his body was missing – his legs balls and such

can you fucking imagine this shit – said rubin

no i cannot imagine – i said – without legs and balls i don’t fucking need you

he started laughing

you shouldn’t be laughing – i said – i really mean it


march 99, new york city