Prague Holiday

 

It's true that in prague there are almost no blacks

they don't inhabit this place

just like the chinese and the latinos

the prague pussyboys sell their bowels at every corner

dmitri says i'm exaggerating

ok then let's put it this way:

the prague pussyboys sell their bowels at every OTHER corner

this is the main source of the national income and the export of europe's bangkok

the jizz hasn't yet dried on their lips but they already run again to the train station luring in their clients with their blue-eyed pimpliness and blond homelessness

for 15 bucks you can come into their mouth and for 30 do whatever you want with them

                        isn't that right prague you bitch?!

 

czechs are good but slovaks are better

i want to become a pimp let them train me

 

my unbearable desire to fuck some japanese or chinese girl with meek lustful eyes and braces on her teeth

my insufferable desire to be fucked by a squadron of some flying hussars by a whole stormcloud of cocks

 

my irrepressible desire to attack drag into a basement rape in the most savage way kick in the stomach suck and piss all over head to toe shit into the mouth scream EAT YOU BASTARD EAT burn heels with a blow-torch cut into pieces fry and gorge with a hysterical mouth and then

 

my irresistible desire to be roped up tied up with belts handcuffed to a red-hot radiator with a stinking gag in my mouth bloody mess instead of my face my body disheveled and torn to shreds looking with punched out eyes at pitiful remnants remains leftovers scraps stumps rags of myself turning into shit expiring coming with a torn off cock my gnawed neck writhing pleading to finish me off in a ravine with orgasms smiling toothlessly with a torn mouth

i strongly doubt prague can help me with any of the above

 

at the most inappropriate and tense moment /as always!/ some asshole starts on a violin the fucking moscow virtuosos have already taken all the best places by the john

why is it that guys with shaved heads always check out the other guys with shaved heads?

of course prague shaved-headedness is but a pale copy of german skinheadness but it's no less arousing

 

i am not used to slavs anymore their submissiveness and laziness

ISN'T IT TRUE THAT SLAVS SHOULD BE SLAVES? /just as they always were!/

 

prague prague what is my name to you?

here there's enough slavs to eat with your ass

hence this is no place for me

i need to have my name pronounced with pain letter by letter its sounds coughed and spat out breaking the tongue and distorting the mouth repeating it as a divine tongue-tying mantra as a senseless crooked-mouth incantation

before sending me for a fatal assignment

before bringing me for a brutal sacrifice

 

what could be sadder than the look of unused rubbers

unopened untouched unsoiled by my and others excretions?!

here's the epitaph to my senseless worthless life

here's the sad conclusion to my possessed wanderings

 

and then again this arousing homelessness and this sweet orphanhood

captivating abandonment and feigned unnecessity

disclaimation and dissatisfaction

this sorrowful hurtful expectation

of new losses and old finds

 

September 1997, Prague

Translated from the Russian by Vitaly Chernetsky